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People Signing to Ban The Bible

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Australian gamers were furious when two large retailers banned the popular ultra violent video game Grand Theft Auto so, they did the most logical thing possible: started a petition to ban the bible. It was clearly meant to call the retailers out as hypocrites, but what did they hope to accomplish. They certainly didn’t think they would succeed in banning the bible right? The petition goes on to read that the bible “encourages readers to murder women for entertainment” by “commit(ting) sexual violence against women, then abuse or kill them to proceed or get ‘god’ points.” It then calls for Australian retailers to pull the bible off of retail sales. 62,000 people actually signed this petition, but it did not get the bible pulled off…

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Is Mitt Romney a unicorn?

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“Mitt Romney’s DNA has never been compared with a unicorn’s,” political activist John Hlinko explained. “We can’t rule out the fact that he is a unicorn.” This petition is not meant to be taken seriously at all, but it is meant to make a point. People who considered themselves “birthers” believed Obama was not born in the United States. They illogically insisted that he show his birth certificate. This petition insisted that Mitt Romney prove he’s not a unicorn.

Distribute Sour Cream ‘n’ Bacon Ruffles to the US

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Yes, someone actually made a petition to bring a flavor of chips to the United States like it was something important! The person who made the petition claims that they actually drive across the boarder to buy these chips because they’re so good. Who has the time to do that? I’m not sure what’s worst: the petition or the fact that someone constantly drives across the boarder just to buy chips. Read the petition further here: https://www.change.org/p/frito-lay-corporation-distribute-sour-cream-n-bacon-ruffles-to-the-us

National Dinosaur Park

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I’m 100% sure that this Dinosaur Clone Park petition is a joke, but some person still took the time to write it up and post it on the White House petition website. The writer of the petition claims to be apart of the “scientific and great-imagination communities.” That doesn’t even sound like a real community by the way. They then go on and demand that 1 national park be “fenced off and filled with dinosaur clones.” The petition even makes a list of demands which include: 1 national park opened year around filled with dinosaurs, the creation of cloned dinosaurs, whatever the cost and a response to the petition by Vice President Joe Biden. It’s clear that that the petition is a joke at the…

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Give Nicolas Cage The Declaration of Independence

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“Nicolas Cage deserves the Declaration of Independence,” the petition copy says. “He is a National Treasure. Having stolen the Declaration once, he is clearly capable of doing so again, but chooses not to out of the kindness of his heart. He should be rewarded for his work as an actor and a historian by being given the Declaration of Independence.” Yes, this is a real petition someone made on The White House peition page: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/. Apparently, someone thinks that because he is an excellent actor and historian (says who?), he deserves to have one of the most important documents in American history! I truly hope that this person is joking as this is one of the most ridiculous petitions I’ve ever seen. National Treasure is…

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Stop Experimenting on Dogs to Make Them More Muscular

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This petition is not only bizarre, but disturbing. Apparently Chinese scientist have started working to create dogs that are extra muscular in stature. They’ve studied and edited animal genes so they can create stronger animals. This is unnatural and puts the dogs in great risk. The bizarre experiments don’t stop there! The dogs are also being modified so that they can have human diseases like Muscular Dystrophy or Parkinson’s disease so they can be further experimented on. Their giving perfectly healthy dogs horrible diseases just so they can be studied. Although this petition is bizarre, it was created for good reason! Read the entire petition here: http://www.thepetitionsite.com/339/897/588/stop-experimenting-on-dogs-to-make-them-more-muscular/   Janiera Eldridge is an author, freelance writer and lover of everything bizarre. Her debut multicultural vampire novel is…

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Ban The Use of Orangutans in The Boxing Ring

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The petition itself is not bizarre, but the reason it had to be created is. Apparently at Safari World in Bangkok, the animals are dressed up in boxing gear and through in to a ring to box with each other for the entertainment of the theme park visitors. How horrible is this? Orangutans are highly intelligent animals that do not deserve to be reduced to something as petty as boxing. This animals are literally being forced to beat each other up. The entire petition reads as follows: “Orangutans are interesting and amazing animals that should be living happily in their own natural habitat, climbing from tree to tree in fun and to forage for food. They do not belong in a boxing ring as a…

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Request Zane to Show his Hair Cut

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The bizarre nature of this petition almost can’t be measured. The whole point of the petition seems to be to make a guy named Zane reveal his haircut. The explanation of the petition is just a few sentences: “We demand Zane to show his Mohawk haircut to the Discipline Room 1 tomorrow. kek. JUST DO IT ZANE Who is Zane, what is Discipline Room 1, and why does Zane have to reveal his Mohawk to this room tomorrow? The entire petition makes no sense and hardly seems like something one would draw up a petition for. The person is only expecting to get 69 signatures and oddly enough 15 have already been signed. What could be the explanation for this strange and unusual petition? Link…

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Demand The Scorch Trials cast and crew apologize to Native Americans

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The bizarre nature of this petition can actually be found in the disturbing reason why it was created. The petition itself, is absolutely valid. The reason it was created is anger inducing. The petitioner is calling for the cast and director of the film The Scorch Trials to apologize for stealing ancient artifacts from a Native American site located outside of Albuerque. What’s bizarre about the entire situation is the director, Dylan O’Brien, actually admitted that the cast ignored rules about filming on a Native American site and stole the artifacts. He even jokes about it by saying it might bring about a Native American curse on the cast. This is not funny. No one would steal from the grounds of Auschwitz, go on national…

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Bring Yeezus to New Zealand

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While many people don’t consider rapper Kanye West anything more than a complete joke, there are still some people who apparently want to see Kanye West pretty bad. It’s already strange that the petitioner is begging West to come to New Zealand. Fans don’t usually take such drastic measures to get their favorite musical act to come to their area. What’s even more strange, is the fact how this fan wrote his petition. It’s short, but completely bizarre: “Yeezy please come to New Zealand we love you 🙂 Bring your friends too and maybe North because we have sheep, but yes come to NZ please you’re the man xo” It’s a bit creepy to ask the artist to bring his child North West to your…

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