Bizarre Petitions http://www.bizarrepetitions.com Because Democracy is Weird. Mon, 30 Jan 2012 03:09:58 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 We Want Xena! Now! http://www.bizarrepetitions.com/2012/01/30/we-want-xena-now/ http://www.bizarrepetitions.com/2012/01/30/we-want-xena-now/#comments Mon, 30 Jan 2012 03:09:58 +0000 attorneylee http://www.bizarrepetitions.com/?p=282 Apparently over 200 people can’t seem to get enough Xena Warrior Princess, and are demanding a full length feature film be shot ASAP!  We here at BP after seeing every square inch of Lucy Lawless, aka Xena, on Spartacus Gods of the Arena  tend to agree.  Enjoy!

http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/xenacullen/

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my bloody valentine 3d sequel to: lionsgate 

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Remove JewWatch.com from the Google Search Engine! to: Google.com 

]]> http://www.bizarrepetitions.com/2011/11/13/edith/feed/ 0 Thank God for there being a Mississippi http://www.bizarrepetitions.com/2011/11/12/thank-god-for-there-being-a-mississippi/ http://www.bizarrepetitions.com/2011/11/12/thank-god-for-there-being-a-mississippi/#comments Sat, 12 Nov 2011 22:15:43 +0000 attorneylee http://www.bizarrepetitions.com/?p=253  

 

 

 

Or there would be no one to apoligize.

Mississippi Must Apologize Campaign! to: person 

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Or else anarchy and a desire to defy all authority will arise.

 

BRINGBACKPUNKROCKOK to: AnyFUCKER 

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The you probably drive in the United states of America.

A Petition by the Drivers of the United States of America

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Boycott NBC and Saturday Night Live

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Except for in this petition. This just makes it happy. :)

A PORN which is better

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 At least four years of pure, unadulterated hedonism.

 

 

 

 

Protect College Educations

 

 

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