The last time I had lunch in Luigi’s trattoria in Downtown Naptown (Indianapolis to the less well informed) I was absolutely shattered to see that the Kamikaze chicken had been withdrawn from the menu. I asked Luigi and his mama why they had committed such a crime against Italian cuisine, and they told me that many people have said to them that this chicken dish was too spicy. What do these uneducated “non foodies” know? Luigi, mama, please put the kamikaze chicken back on the menu for all of us food lovers everywhere.
Worn Out!
Horrified by the continued Kim K and Co., media bombardment, one man has started a petition to stop the frenzy and end their long since expired 15 minutes of fame. While we here at BP are sympathetic to careers built solely on sex tapes and one divine butt–enough is enough! If you feel the same, then add your John Hancock!
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/smftk/
Apparently over 200 people can’t seem to get enough Xena Warrior Princess, and are demanding a full length feature film be shot ASAP! We here at BP after seeing every square inch of Lucy Lawless, aka Xena, on Spartacus Gods of the Arena tend to agree. Enjoy!
http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/xenacullen/
Because we have all wanted to imagine what it would be like to kill our significant other with a chainsaw
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The you probably drive in the United states of America.
