The “enter name of your favorite religious text” forbids “enter behavior you don’t like.” It is very clear (according to the particular interpretation of “enter name of your favorite religious text”) that “enter Name of your Deity” disapproves of this behavior and “enter consequence spelled out in your favorite religious text.” Because “enter name of your religion” is the clearly the correct religion, it is inappropriate for anyone to engage in “enter behavior you don’t like.” We, the undersigned demand that it stop immediately.
The Susie Coalition is a forced to be reckoned with. This group of self-proclaimed “conserned” citizens are enraged at the amount of violence that is on cartoons today. It is “there” insistence that cartoons return to the good-old-days. Animated character gets hit on the head with an anvil? That was merely a “practicle” joke.
The main purpose of the group is to bring back “ Jem and the Holograms.” Jem’s main job was to run a house for runaway girls, but at night she rocked with her “awsome” band. During its original run on TV, the petitioner, a former preschool teacher, alleges that show was “an awsome mix of fantacy and life lessons and containd almost no violence.”
At nearly 49 signatures, it looks as though change could happen someday.
One take pause before signing this petition and ask: Does a signature mean support of bringing back a relatively unknown cartoon from the 80s, or for gross misuse of the English language in an open forum?
JAMMIN PETITION
Canadians need their women. Apparently, lots of Canadian women have been misplaced. Demand a full accounting from the Canadian PM today! Canadians have apparently been misplacing their women for the last 4 decades. Join in this petition to account for all these women lest Canadians die off and choke America’s strategic Maple sugar supply.
Democracy is a messy thing, especially with bizarre petitions that have been given a boost by the Internet. Petitions found on the Internet give new inight into what God has to put up with from whiny believers.
“Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God.” Philippians 4:6.
Perhaps the government should require a statement of thanksgiving with every petition it receives. Then maybe we wouldn’t have bizarre petitions for things like keeping short people from driving or banning songwriting competitions. Of course, with thanksgiving, we may have more kazoo parades in Nazareth, Pennsylvania.
I think we should take several of these bizarre petitions and combine them into one absolute law. That way, a kazoo parade could be enjoyed without fear of wreckage from short people who cannot see over steering wheels. And the kazooers would not have to fear the rigors of a torturous songwriting competition.
After all, everyone, except perhaps for short song judges like Paula Abdul, should be able to enjoy the spirited thanksgiving sounds of a kazoo band from Nazareth.
For kazoo petition, see www.PetitionOnline.com/kazoo/petition.html. Short people driving ban: www.autotrader.co.uk/EDITORIAL/CARS/news/GOVERNMENT/OTHER/ban_all_cars_and_other_weird_petitions.html.Ban on songwriting competitions: .
Petition to shut down Facebook.
There is a petition to shut down Facebook, I had no idea that facebook was so evil. It’s ruining marriages, it’s ruining families, Facebook is even ruining Christmas. You think you’re innocently connecting with old friends, updating your status, tending your crops in Farmville, or your restaurant in Cafe World, but what is really going on is Facebook is sucking you in, taking your free will. It must be stopped, petitions must be started, we have to stop this monster from destroying all our relationships. Who knew? I won’t be signing the petition however, Facebook is the only way I keep up with my kids, we write on each other’s walls to stay in touch, I guess I’m a weird one, Facebook keeps my family together.
Could you imagine what the world would be like to be married before you’re legally old enough to be considered an adult and not have to deal with all the fumbling of youth and indecent temptations? There’s a new trend that girls under the age of 16 are being manipulated into arranged marriages. By such foresightfull thinking premarital sex can be prevented. We’re sure such normal expectations of marital duties such as sexual intercourse and pregnancies are postponed until a puberty hits. However, once those hormones kick in there’s a marriage bed waiting, no kissing boys in the lockroom or other immoral activities. Not mention the physiological distress theses young people avoid, getting to avoid dealing with dating and all the messiness of love and such. Visit: www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/458/598/925 to submit your signature on the child marriage petition today!
From hello world at the bottom of the blog here’s a recently posted comment that needed to be at the top.
Hey there:
A truly fun idea for a blog. It’s a great way to show how strange we are and how spoiled we are within the freedoms of democracy.
I have found a couple of strange petitions myself lately:
1. A couple of young New Zealand women would like to meet Eninem, so they are requesting we bring Eminem to New Zealand.
http://www.petitiononline.com/eminem1/petition.html
“Eminem is music…. he is a musical genius and prodigy as his music comes from the soul not just the mainstream crap you see everywhere nowadays… ”
Wait, Eminem does NOT equal “mainstream crap”? I would love to switch mainstream crap with New Zealanders (Split Enz, Neil Finn, etc.). Apparently, I was mistaken to think “Love The Way You Lie” being played every hour on the hour makes that mainstream garbage.
I think we could make an arrangement. We would be happy to send you Eminem to New Zealand as long as you all agree not to send him back to the U.S.
2. A petition to Number 10 Downing Street over a BBC TV program.
http://www.petitiononline.com/bbcbias1/petition.html
“We request a Public Inquiry into the British Broadcasting Corporation’s Panorama programme Death in the Med, aired BBC 1 on Monday 16th Aug 2010.
Documentaries should be truthful and informative and expand our understanding of situations and events.We are appalled by the blatant misrepresentation of facts broadcast within this programme. ”
I remember learning about documentaries in film class, and I was under the impression that they are to have a bias, since they are made by people. People all have their own viewpoints and ways of looking at the world.
I really hope that the British Prime Minister has too much to do and not have to deal with the 260 people who need to learn that not everything they see on the TV is factual.
I wish you well and hope you are able to get a few more petition entries out there for people to read.
Peace & Take care,
Deb
They’re petitioning a court. Apparently he’s from a planet called Kenya, its in some part of the galaxy called Africa.
The concerned patriot who brought the suit found out about this after extensive investigation after he read two separate accounts of Obama’s birth occuring at different hospitals in Honolulu, clearly something is afoot.
www.obamaconspiracy.org
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Run it’s like invasion of the body snatchers. The petition to save the Simply Quilts TV show has gained over 19,000 signatures. We are adding this to the top 10 most bizarre petitions. Check it out.
http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/simplyquilts/