Voluntaryism is not recognized by spellchecker. In case you are wondering, it is “just another name for Anarcky! Anarcky is the belief that war, chaos and corruption are good things.” These voluntaryists have no respect for law enforcement, voting, and worst of all, they mock our military personnel, urging them to drop their weapons and “start doing “weed” (which is a slang word for the drug of marijuana cigarettes). “ I guess they don’t pick up trash, feed the homeless, rescue animals or knit little hats for newborns either. Be Slanged
Who needs Five (5) sub-zero tents, Five (5) sub-zero sleeping bags, Four (4) weeks worth of food and Two (2) Sherpas? 5 guys going on a Yeti expedition if National Geographic will sponsor them. Oh, and one more thing: “Once we have secured the specimen, we will need assistance getting it back to America with such strict customs.”
Should we be scared of criminals? Did you ever think that criminals might be scared too? The writer of this petition surmises that “the criminal is scared alot, and if he see’s someone coming to get him he will be so scared he will run off.” He goes on to suggest that “you should have a baseball bat or a hammer or even a guitar with you just incase.” Nothing scares a burglar more than the prospect of a homeowner breaking into song…
Well, DUH! Haven’t we seen enough documentary films in the past regarding the dangers of dousing animals with radiation?? Snakes, Rats, Pigs, Spiders, Ants, Ticks… the list goes on and on. Now we are radiating monkeys? Can the world survive huge primates running around flinging poop everywhere? I say no, no, NO! Before It’s Too Late
The men who swim at Newham’s Swimming pools want one of the pools set aside for men only – preferably in the evening for men to have swimming lessons with other men. Manly men, I would guess. To do manly things. Together. In the water. No mention of a dress code, although I’d guess tiny little speedos would be preferred among the men. “>Sign Here
I grew up in the Miami/Ft. Lauderdale area, and left in the early 90s. It was a wild place, with tropical spiders, flying cockroaches, alligators, drug dealers and pastel-wearing policemen driving Ferraris. I don’t remember giraffes being an issue. According to this petition, they are now running wild in both cities endangering children.
This petition refuses to recognize “United Nations nor any other person, orginazation, council, body, corporation, or government” as having any authority to represent “naturally born citizens of planet earth” when “Aliens from Outer Space, or inner earth, or above ground, or below ground, in the ocean, in the air, or from other dimensions” finally arrive and say “Take me to your leader.” Apparently the correct response will be, “We don’t have a leader, but them cows yer mutilating belong to farmer Joe…”
The “enter name of your favorite religious text” forbids “enter behavior you don’t like.” It is very clear (according to the particular interpretation of “enter name of your favorite religious text”) that “enter Name of your Deity” disapproves of this behavior and “enter consequence spelled out in your favorite religious text.” Because “enter name of your religion” is the clearly the correct religion, it is inappropriate for anyone to engage in “enter behavior you don’t like.” We, the undersigned demand that it stop immediately.
The Susie Coalition is a forced to be reckoned with. This group of self-proclaimed “conserned” citizens are enraged at the amount of violence that is on cartoons today. It is “there” insistence that cartoons return to the good-old-days. Animated character gets hit on the head with an anvil? That was merely a “practicle” joke.
The main purpose of the group is to bring back “ Jem and the Holograms.” Jem’s main job was to run a house for runaway girls, but at night she rocked with her “awsome” band. During its original run on TV, the petitioner, a former preschool teacher, alleges that show was “an awsome mix of fantacy and life lessons and containd almost no violence.”
At nearly 49 signatures, it looks as though change could happen someday.
One take pause before signing this petition and ask: Does a signature mean support of bringing back a relatively unknown cartoon from the 80s, or for gross misuse of the English language in an open forum?
JAMMIN PETITION
Canadians need their women. Apparently, lots of Canadian women have been misplaced. Demand a full accounting from the Canadian PM today! Canadians have apparently been misplacing their women for the last 4 decades. Join in this petition to account for all these women lest Canadians die off and choke America’s strategic Maple sugar supply.