A die hard group of Pop-Up haters are demanding that President Obama and Congress immediately put a stop to the madness. They are calling for a total ban on annoying Pop-Ups. Forget the deficit, healthcare, defense budget, they want Congress focused on Pop-Ups.
http://www.petitiononline.com/0popup0/petition.html
At least one irate actor is demanding via an online petition that he be showcased in the latest installment of the “award”-winning Leprechaun franchise. Apparently, the petitioner is hoping for Jennifer Aniston-esque results from his starring turn. We here at BP wish him luck.
http://www.petitionbuzz.com/petitions/bringbacklep
With pleas for the good of the nation at stake, a grand total of three signatories, are hoping to halt further broadcasts of Match.com commercials. Apparently these disgruntled singles have had enough. Enjoy this gem from the folks at petitionbuzz.com
http://www.petitionbuzz.com/petitions/gotps
Fans of the 80s cult slasher film “April Fools Day” are demanding that Paramount Home Video release a delux bonus edition loaded with extras. Given that the film stars two 80′s stalwarts–Deborah Goodrich and Deborah Foreman we at BP agree. Also, how can we not support a petition that features the iconic hangman’s noose hairbraid on the film poster! Enjoy.
Calling all Ashlee Simpson fans! Five irate fans are demanding that she be saved from herself for some strange reason. We here at BP are just hoping someone saves her from a Pete Wentz reunion! Enjoy.
Apparently irate UK fans of Lucky Charms cereal are demanding that General Mills bring back their beloved breakfast food and want your help by signing their petition! We here at BP hope General Mills is listening!
http://www.petitiononline.com/01675/petition.html
A group of irate fans are sick of the snubbing that “Cabin Boy” Chris Elliot has endured by the NFL powers that be, and are demanding that he be made part of the halftime show. Enjoy.
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/get-chris-elliott-to-do-the-super-bowl-halftime-sh/
It is good to see that Americans love soccer and have taken David Beckham and the LA Galaxy to their hearts; so much so that that you must support this petition to get the FIFA World Cup tournament to be held in the US (again). In fact, only America can put on a good show for any sporting event; so my suggestion is to hold all the sporting events in the world in America. Let’s face it, getting through border control is a breeze; all those nice, kind young men and women at the major airports always operate with a snarl and a grimace. And the cost of upkeep of the venues between major sporting events can fall on the US taxpayer. Much cheaper than building new stadiums every four years in 3rd world countries, crippling their economy for the next 50 years.
It would be a good move to bring in Kerry King and Dave Mustaine as Judges on the American Idol. For too long, the namby pamby liberals that have sat and made judgment on this (I can’t call it entertainment) monster have allowed it to get away with torturing the public, and crimes against humanity. Perhaps two new judges would actually hand down the sentence this monstrosity actually deserves; that is death by lethal injection for destroying over a period of time any semblance of a music industry that once existed and promoted good bands and not “plastic pop”.