Bizarre Petitions

LOVE HURTS!

Published November 25, 2011 | By attorneylee

Because we have all wanted to imagine what it would be like to kill our significant other with a chainsaw

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Published November 19, 2011 | By attorneylee

Published November 13, 2011 | By attorneylee

The liberals are trying to make me like the jews again. Get me a beer.

Published November 12, 2011 | By attorneylee

Or there would be no one to apoligize.

Published November 2, 2011 | By attorneylee

Or else anarchy and a desire to defy all authority will arise.

Published October 27, 2011 | By attorneylee

The you probably drive in the United states of America.

Published October 23, 2011 | By attorneylee

Not ready for anytime if you agree with this petition.

Published October 11, 2011 | By attorneylee

Except for in this petition. This just makes it happy.

Published September 18, 2011 | By attorneylee

At least four years of pure, unadulterated hedonism.

Published September 14, 2011 | By attorneylee

For those of you who appreciate gorillas in the mist.